Its raining for 40 days and 40 nights

Another week have gone by, and we are still in the warmest winter ever recorded.But its raining and that’s a good excuse to go indoor and amuse yourself.

Fastelavn
When you see a kid in your neighbourhood running around and looking like some princess, or Superhero or something else then its because its fastelavn. Danish Carnival, but without the samba. There is also a competition about Beating the cat out of the barrel. In the good old days it was a real cat (Black like the devil), but these days we are Barbaric in other ways, so we fill it with candy. On Sunday there are loads of Fastelavn party’s all over. The normal one at Ungdomshuset is somehow cancelled

Sports
Go to Bodyslam in Pumpehuset and see some real fighting. I was there once, and its amazingly hilariously entertaining.

Live Music

Wednesday 19th
Aggressive Feminist Punk at Loppen with Petrol Girls. Its a London based DIY band consisting of members from all over Europe, and really worth going for if you have nothing else to do on your Thursday morning. Warming up is Beach Envy – A local Feminist Garage Rock Band. The hold event is being spiced up with a couple of films with focus on violence against women. Rohingya Testimony: No Reason To Hide Our Faces is from Myanmar and Nu Jin (New Life) is from Rojava / Syria.

You never get disappointed with Guitarist Pierre Dørge. He has Five decades of Jazz music on his back, and here he in a ethnic constellation with Gambian kora player Dawda Jobarteh and Ghanaian percussionist Ayi Solomon. Its Vinterjazz for you at Alice.

Thursday 20th
Magic Spirit Quartet is a strange mix of Morocco and North Europe. Majid Bekker from Rabat in Morocco is playing an Ghanian instrument, (Guembri – sounds like a Bass). And then he is accompanied by three Scandinavian Musicians. Its a strange Rhythmic experience. Part of vinterjazz festival.

DeathProd is name for Norwegian Helge Sten. Its like something you have never heard before. A mix of Ambient, Metal and Noise. And very loud!!! Recently he released the new album “Occulting Disk”. The album, which is his first Deathprod release in 15 years, is labelled an “anti-fascist ritual”. Expect to be blown away!!!

Amason is Swedish Pop – Indie Rock of a high Quality. The five members are experienced from all sorts of other good Swedish Bands. They are filling up Store Vega on a Thursday.

Friday 21st
In Ungdomshuset there is a Two Day Hard Core Festival “See you next summer.” There are about four Bands each evening from Denmark and Sweden. Not that the list of bands are listed in alphabetical order. Remember cash for bar and entrance.

Three bands at Stengade: Shitkid from Sweden (Garage Rock Duo) – Roxy Jules (New Wave, No Wave, Noise solo projekt ) And Cirlcrush (Art Pop, Guitar Rock) . What are tying it together is more women on the stage. So get down to it and go to Stengade.

Camae Ayewa (Moor Mother) is an Afrofuturist musician, poet, Rapper, visual artist Performing at Alice in Nørrebro. Its quite experimental, but not the kind that’s just sounds. This thing has a rhythm, and a Heavy one that is. Give it a chance a get rolled over by the energy from stage. Supported by Gate Hand.

Two Swedish prog bands at the poster at Loppen in Christiania. Hällas and Second Sun are both from Central Sweden, and are experts in sounds from the 1970´s .

Together We Push (TWP) is an Organisation that are doing an important work to supply the incarcerated asylum seekers at Sjælsmark with proper food, clothing, and other means of help which is not at their disposal. There is a support Party At Basement with Techno DJ´s . Entrance is donation.

Lygtens Kro presents a night of pure garage rock! Featuring The Bitchwaves and local DJ favourites Beat Mermaids. Expect a night of crazy dancing and unhinged Rock & Roll!!

WORLDY is a six man dj-collective focusing on playing good music from non-western parts of the world.
They are at Bolsjefabrikken and celebrating a three years Birthday with a big party. Come to Bolsjefabrikken and bring Cash .

Loads of drumming at Operaen in Christiania. Drums across are celebrating 35 years of drumming. Remember cash

If you have never seen K-Pop here is your chance. M.ON.T. Encore is the name of the band with the three young lads. Pop from Korea has hit a new level, and here is your possibility to be first in your block to see real live K-Pop at Pumpehuset. Good luck 😉

Its Long time ago that LOC what the best selling Rapper in Denmark. Now it is not yet sold out in Store Vega, so you can still see the semi Old Guy, and Dance to the old hits.

For the Death Metal Freaks there is also something to do. Dawn of Demise are at Amager Bio-Beta.

Saturday 22nd
“…And You Will Know us by the Trail of Dead” is a super cool band name. They are US art Rock / Indie, and have now made there tenth album. They are playing at Loppen, and are also bringing a support band.

For you afro lovers there is something special at Alice. London based Fofoulah is a creative and explosive afro-dub ensemble. Its a six man band, and they will bring your feet to move. Part of Vinterjazz.

Blomqvist is Danish Lofi Lyrics, very poetic and with simple instruments. Mørtel is also Danish singer songwriter with weird lyrics. Its all at Stengade and part of Vinterjazz, although its not jazz at all.

Electronic dancing in Lille Vega. Its organised by Journey fest and there is three bands this evening. The Comet is Coming is bringing a great Saxophone to spice things up, Blanck mass are from Scotland and Local X/Yde is mixing the electronics with R´n B .

Operaen is being invaded by Punk and Hip Hop from Nordjylland. Out of Bounds is the Punk band and Danois is the Hip Hop band. Cheap beer and free smoke and cash only.

Vinterjazz festival is also at Christiania Jazzclub. Always a good spot to get smoke in your eyes. This Saturday its Derti Band that saves your Jazz heart. Cash Only

Sunday 23rd
Ukulele down your throat. Tobias Elof is your man if you like Ukulele, and he is performing at Alice. Your Sunday is saved.

Pottery are from Montreal, Canada and are an unusual good sounding mix of garagerock, country and psych-rock . Take a listen to them, and then decide if this is what your Sunday evening is for. Vega – Ideal Bar are putting up the stage.

Monday 24th
Moses Boyd is English Afro Beat, with a jazzy sound. He is at Hotel Cecil, and it sounds really good. Forget about dusty slow moving Jazz. This is fast and danceable. Part of Vinterjazz

Wednesday 26th
Kvelertak is one of the best Scandinavian Hard Rock / Punk / Metal Bands right know. I have seen them a couple of times, and never been disappointed. The only problem is that it is Wednesday evening in Amager Bio. But the problem first comes Thursday morning. So why not go to the concert. Carpe Fucking Diem. Blood Command is supporting.

Photo: The Lats Concert of 2019. Pierre Dørge New Jungle orchestra at Koncertkirken. December 30th

Happy Winter Solstice from Bo

Suddenly the Streets are empty. There is plenty of room on the bike tracks, and its no problem to find parking space for your car. What has changed? Its Xmas and half of the Copenhagen population have gone back to the family in Jutland. I Guess they are playing “Driving home for Xmas”, on the way. Speaking of Xmas songs: I am dead tired of all these songs playing in Christmas. Its the only time of year, where you just have one kind of songs. And its the same, year after year. I am not looking forward to January, because I like the Christmas party´s and Holidays. Well anyway. Happy winter solstice – The days are getting longer again.

Sport:
Xmas Blood for the 6th year in a row in Ungdomshuset. It will be bloody when the Muy Thai fighters enter the ring and get down to it. Its a Anti – Fa arrangement, and there are DJ´s in between the fights.

Wednesday 18th
In Mayhem on Østerbro you can see the 1984 Cult film Repo Man. After the movie Plays Hola Ghost which is a Danish Rock band playing in style of Mexican Mariachi. This is the thing that will make your Wednesday a lot better. Bring Cash – No Cards.

Nulle is playing Clarinet and is now 81 years old. Here he is with Verdensorkestret, performing Jazz at Christianshavns Bådudlejning in the Canal. Mikael Simpson should drop by.

Thursday 19th
There is heavy duty Hip Hop at Loppen with the quartet of Diamond D, Sadat X, Large Professor og A.G. (D.I.T.C). This is really classic Hip Hop, with the best of the best, so get going and save your Xmas. After this you can go to the family party with no worries.

Friday 20th
Support Concert for Rojava in Syria, that has been faced with an invasion from Turkey, and have had to flee their homes, farms and businesses. The support concert in Pumpehuset, will feature Savage Rose, Trypical Cumbria, Mizgin & Quartet and Nexø. There will also be speeches and Live Skype connection from Rojava.

Smoky Festival at Loppen when the Freetown Dub Festival are taking of with loads of Soundsystems, Dubs and old school Reggae. Its both inside and outside, so you can fire up on a cracker. Its the whole weekend Friday + Saturday.

Eluvietie is Swiss Folk/Metal, and they are performing in Amager Bio. The 9 person band includes a fiddle and flute. It also sounds a bit like some Eurovision song.

Another Danish Rap gang from the 1990´s is Den Gale Pose, with Jokeren in front. They are back at Lille Vega, giving you there old hits, and most probably with some guest on the stage.

Mary Nantayiro’s are performing with a New song Release Party. At Operaen it will be afropop, dancehall, reggae, afrobeat and everything in between! Bring Cash for entrance and Bar.

Saturday 21st
You can still get a ticket for Bikstok in Lille Vega. It will be a great Party with Dancehall Rhymes in the best style.

Don’t miss out this Brazilian Night at Operaen-Christiania. It will be a hell of a party.Samba da Gente, DJ Crisfenomeno and Group Estilo Faixa International will make you dance like never before. Cash Only at Operaen

Sunday 22nd
Dale Smith Blues Trio is performing Old School Blues at Christianshavn Bådudlejning in the canal. As always it will be cosy and personal.


Tuesday 24th If you have nothing else to do, and you don´t like to stay at home, head for Den Grå Hal and the Juleaften here. An Abundance of free food, and performances by many different artists. It starts at 6 PM and Bring Cash.

After you have filled your stomach with the best food, you can go down to Riesen Bar in Vesterbro where they are having a DJ and good Company. A good occasion to get laid. 😉

My Religion is Music – My Cathedral is Roskilde

So here we again. This years programme is here, and I have a lot of choises to make. I have not seen the Statistics, but it seems like Roskilde is taking up the challenge of bringing more women to the stages. Its welcoming, and a lot of new names to be heard.
I will open up and let the music flow into my ears, and into my brain where it will be transformed into hips and feet to move rythmic to the beat and DANCE.

RATING
X Check out if I am nearby

XX worth to go and give some attention

XXX Must see if Possible

THE ORDER IS AFTER WHAT TIME THE PERFORMANCE IS SET TO START.

Wednesday

baby-in-vain-x-corpus Gloria 17.30 One of my favorite Danish Bands, have joined forces with a Dance Company XXX

silvana-imam Orange 18.00 Female Street wise Swedish Rapper. X

santrofi Avalon 19.30 Ghanian High Life XX

ghetto-kumbé Gloria 20.30 Afro Beat mix with latin. Good for practising your dance moves. XX

rolling-blackouts-coastal-fever Pavilion 20.15 Australien Guitar Indie. X

fontaines-dc Pavilion 22.00 Irish Energy Rock. Funny XXX

bob-dylan-with-his-band Orange 22.00 His Bobness. See him, and then get on with your life. XXX

pardans Gloria 22.30 Jazz and No Wave of NYC. X

power-trip Avalon 23.30 Texan Trash Metal XXX

Thursday


jorge-ben-jor Orange 16.00 Brazilian Laid Back Latin and Bossanova X

testament Arena 16.00 Trash Metal Pop. Bang your Head. XX

konstrukt Gloria 16.30 Turkish Noise Free Jazz X

parquet-courts Avalon 17.00 American Indie Chaos shouting Rock XX

cult-leader/ Gloria 18.30 Metal X

empire-of-the-sun/ Orange 19.00 Go dance to some familiar Pop music. X

neneh-cherry/ Avalon 19.00. One of my favorites from the 00´s Can she still do it and have she something new to offer? XX

bombino Arena 19.00 Desert Blues, with a brilliant Guitarist. But the Arena Stage is too big. XX

the-maurice-louca-elephantine-band Pavilion 20.00 Egyptian World trance, with shabba tunes XXX

fatoumata-diawara Avalon 21.00 Mali African Dancing Pop from a female singer with her heart at the left of the body. XX

robert-plant-and-the-sensational-space-shifters/ Arena 21.00 I have never seen led Zeppelin. But now I can see Robert Plant XXX

crack-cloud Gloria 22.30 Experimental floating Canadian X

speaker-bite-me Pavilion 00.00 Denmarks best Guitar Noise Indie band XXX

asmâa-hamzaoui-bnat-timbouktou/ Gloria 00.30 Moroccan Gnawa with Female vocalist. XX

shame/ Avalon 01.30 UK Post punk XXX

full-of-hell-the-body Pavilion 02.00 Full power Noise / Trash / Heavy / Avandgarde metal. XX

amyl-and-the-sniffers Gloria 02.30 Punk with Nipples from Australia XXX

Friday

inna-de-yard Arena 14.00 Jamaica old school Reggae X

bring-me-the-horizon Orange 16.00 One of the Best new Metal bands right now. XXX

jungle/ Arena 16.00 Pop Soul Funk . A dance party. XX

karkhana Gloria 16.30 Libanesian Electronic dancing. Psychedelia outflow. Weird XX

johnny-marr Arena 21.00 The Smiths, Pretenders, The The. The Guitarist has been in some of the best English bands in the last 4 decades. XXX

the-garifuna-collective Avalon 21.00 Afro Beat / Latin fra Belize XX

wu-tang-clan Orange 22.00. I have never seen them before. They probably get into a fight. XX

misery-index Pavilion 22.30 US Speed Metal XX

lydmor Avalon 23.00 The new Mø . Electronic Pop and dancing. XX

underworld Arena 23.30 A must see with the Ethnic electronic pioneers XXX

robyn Orange 01.00 Swedish POP icon. XX

sons-of-kemet-xl Pavilion 00.15 UK Etno Jazz X

heave-blood-die Gloria 00.15 Norwegian Metal X

Saturday

koffee-and-the-raggamuffins-band/ Apollo 12.00 Jamaica Raggamuffin XX

madame-gandhi Gloria 12.30 Electronic free bleeding. XX

saziso 12.30 Pavilion Albansk Folke musik X

khruangbin Avalon 13.00 Guitar psychedelia XX

ìfé Apollo 14.00 Puerto Rico Afrobeat / Salsa XXX

the-armed Pavilion 14.15 US Experimental Hardcore.

džambo-aguševi-orchestra Avalon 15.00 Balkan Brass XXX

whores Pavilion 16.15 Mean Hard core / Speed metal XXX

bikstok Orange 17.00 Best Danish Dancehall XXX

sofiane-saidi-mazalda Pavilion 18.15 Algerian Rai with electronic Beats XX

janelle-monáe Orange 19.00 It will be a party. XXX

philip-h-anselmo-the-illegals/ Avalon 19.00 Metal Pantera Frontman, playing the old Pantera Songs XXX

girlpool Pavilion 20.15 Techno Punk pop XX

lizzo Apollo 20.30 Funky Rap Old School XX

converge Avalon 21.00 Speed metal / Hard core XXX

petrol-girls Pavilion 22.00 Post Hardcore feminist. XX

the-cure/ Orange 23.00 Last time I saw them it was boring X

behemoth Arena 23.30 Polish Black Metal at its Best XXX

the-comet-is-coming Apollo 23.45 Experimental Jazz, going fast. X

la-payara Gloria 23.45 Colombiansk etno psych Chill out XX

kikagaku-moyo Pavilion 00.30 Japansk Psychedelia Stoner XXX

k-x-p Gloria 01.30 Finnish Kraut Rock X

cypress-hill Arena 2.00 It has to be seen XX. The last act at #RF19 If my legs can still carry me.